Tina Carlson is the wife of Doug Carlson . Tina and Doug are friends with Ann and both are adversaries of Karl's. She is described as a "no class broad with a catcher's mitt mug". On multiple occasions she has tried to step in to help Karl and Ann with their marriage and Karl with his "drinking problem". She also makes terrible Sloppy Joes. "How do you screw up Manwich? Idiot."